panicsatdiscos:

realitybl0ws:

1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet

example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children

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h0llo:

I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet

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