panicsatdiscos: realitybl0ws: 1. grow up and have children 2. hide babies all around the house 3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinet example number 24876 why tumblr users shouldn’t have children
h0llo: I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet
anndruyan: applepiesfromscratch: ...
I know you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I...– (via obdormio)
have you ever just laid with someone in silence with complete eye contact and the longer you stare the more you fall in love with every single crease in their skin and every freckle and their smile and just everything all at once
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Sometimes I forget that I played WoW daily for five fucking years
sshame: DONT YOU JUST HATE THE WRAPPED POPSICLES THAT COME IN A VARIETY PACK BECAUSE THERES NO LABEL SAYING WHICH IS THE RED SO YOU HAVE TO PRESS DOWN ON THE WRAPPER TO SEE IF THE RED SHOWS THROUGH AND SOMETIMES YOU END UP GETTING A GRAPE OR ORANGE BECAUSE ITS HARD TO TELL AND YOUVE ALREADY OPENED IT SO YOU HAVE TO EAT IT JESUS CHRIST ITS 2012 GIVE US LABELED POPSICLES
fakesnakes: I wonder what it’s like to have someone fall for you. And I mean really fall for you. Not just they want to get in your pants because they think you’re attractive. But be consumed with every little piece of you. The way you talk, the way you laugh, the way you just exist. To everyone in love: you don’t know how lucky you are.